"President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't worked here - so try it somewhere else."

-- Jay Leno

#Opportunity Quotes #Long Quotes #Democracy Quotes

“You should wake up every day looking for the trouble you can get into.”
“I don't know what other singers feel when they articulate lyrics, but being an 18-karat manic-depressive and having lived a life of violent emotional contradictions, I have an overacute capacity for sadness as well as elation.”
“Writing really evokes empathy in a way very few things can do.”
“Killing a man in defense of an idea is not defending an idea; it is killing a man.”
“It's a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.”

Source : Barry Lyga (2007). “The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl”, p.2, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Sneering springs out of the wish to deny; and wretched must that state of mind be that wishes to take refuge in doubt.”
“The rule, I think, is: Do your homework, learn what there is to learn about the real world, and then when you get in the room, forget it all.”

Source : "The Worst Day Ever". Interview with James Surowiecki, www.slate.com. January 17, 2006.
“I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.”

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