"I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Believe Quotes #Mean Quotes #Biblical Quotes

“.....joy runs deeper than despair.”
“It is the nature of strong people that they can bring out crucial questions and form a clear opinion about them.”
“Personalities don't love. They want something.”
“Just then, down through the last glimmer of twilight, stepping high and free, like a cloud, a moth, a ghost in the shape of a horse â€” came the Silver Stallion. Wild, beautiful, and free as the wind he came, from one kingdom to another, Thowra”
“The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers.”
“I have to report to those of you who think diamonds make a difference that I cannot tell what it is. Seriously, as you all know, they make no difference at all. They just make the flute look a little more special.”
“I don't believe in worry. It doesn't change the outcome, but it make the now miserable, so I don't do it.”

Source : Caragh M. O'Brien (2014). “The Vault of Dreamers”, p.34, Roaring Brook Press
“Quantum physics is a bit of a passion of mine. It's extraordinary. There's a branch of mathematics that is based on lunacy, and that's wonderful.”

Source : "This much I know: Bob Hoskins". Interview with Bob Hoskins, www.theguardian.com. September 18, 2010.

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