"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'"

-- Jay Leno

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“I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.”
“Trial by jury. Live wherever you can make a living. How could a government based on such principles fail?”
“Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe”
“Stories are wondrous things. And they are dangerous.”
“The things you used to own, now they own you.”
“In a pinch, I could always get work in pictures as a makeup artist.”

Source : Lana Wood (2011). “Natalie: A Memoir About Natalie Wood by Her Sister”, p.3, Graymalkin Media
“To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.”
“Only the Irish working class remains as the incorruptible inheritors of the fight for freedom in Ireland.”

Source : James Connolly (1971). “Labour in Irish History”, p.27, Lulu.com

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