"Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?"

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Jackie Mason

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“I've had this problem since I was in my 20s. They don't call it manic depression anymore. They call it a bipolar disorder, and I'm a Type 2?”
“Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.”
“When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.”
“I'm as famous as I want to be.”

Source : "ULLMAN, BY HOOK & BY 'CROOKS' Tracey's tireless efforts landed her a role as Woody Allen's leading lady" by Nancy Mills, www.nydailynews.com. May 14, 2000.
“Herman Brown was a businessman who wanted value for money spent. His relationships with politicians were measured by that criterion.”
“I have spent so long erecting partitions around the part of me that writes - learning how to close the door on it when ordinary lfe intervenes, how to close the door on ordinary life when it's time to start writing again - that I'm not sure I could fit the two parts of me back together now.”
“There is no religion without mysteries. God Himself is the great secret of Nature .”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers". Book by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, p. 421, 1895.
“In terms of being Australian, I think a big part of it is the determination to prove yourself, just like Aussie actors.”

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