"If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Time Quotes #Way Quotes #Dollars Quotes

“Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.”

Source : "Q+A: The Men of Celebrity Wife Swap". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. January 3, 2012.
“An activist is one who is actively involved in creating community, whether that is locally in their neighborhood or internationally. It is an admirable quality.”
“To those supporters who were told that I abandoned them, that is untrue. I abandoned greed, corruption, and compromise, never you, and never the artistic gifts and abilities that sustained me.”
“As we applaud the hard-edged realism of the opening battle scene of Saving Private Ryan, we cringe at the thought of seeing the same on the nightly news.We are told it would be pornographic.”
“The world is so full of ill-nature that I have lampoons sent me by people who cannot spell, and satires composed by those who scarce know how to write.”
“ultimately, no one can ever be greater than the quality of his or her thinking.”

Source : Esme Wynne Tyson (1949). “The Unity of Being”
“These companies are in it for their dollars, and whatever is hot that is what they follow.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The task is not to see what has never been seen before, but to think what has never been thought before about what you see everyday.”

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