"If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#People Quotes #Fake Quotes #Mustache Quotes

“Guidance, like all God's acts of blessing under the covenant of grace, is a sovereign act. Not merely does God will to guide us in the sense of showing us his way, that we may tread it; he wills also to guide us in the more fundamental sense of ensuring that, whatever happens, whatever mistakes we may make, we shall come safely home. Slippings and strayings there will be, no doubt, but the everlasting arms are beneath us; we shall be caught, rescued, restored. This is God's promise; this is how good he is.”
“I know I'm an actor, but I'm not at all a believer in people watching a lot of TV. I've never had television in my home.”
“The eye takes a person into the world. The ear brings the world into a human being.”
“If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.”
“There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me.”
“Sometimes, language is the sound of longing”
“Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar;”
“I wonâ€™t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I canâ€™t get rid of habits.”

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