"If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner."

-- Jo Brand

#Children Quotes #Couple Quotes #Nice Quotes

“Many, many people hereabouts are not becoming Christians for one reason only: there is nobody to make them Christians.”
“Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.”

Source : Jessica Zafra (1997). “Chicken pox for the soul”
“Want and effective demand are not the same thing. If they were, the poorest nations would be the ones to display the most vigorous demand.”
“What we do to ourselves to look a certain way is crazy.”
“You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,”
“As for two years from now... who know where it'll be. I think we'll ideally be doing a lot of the same stuff, but maybe with spell checking.”
“I guess, a lot of people think is a long time between albums. It was needed for me. I went through a lot to get the album ["Wild Things"] finished. I actually went through a lot to even get the album started.”
“I never belonged anywhere. I just felt like a creature from another planet.”

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