"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine."

-- Steven Wright

#Mirrors Quotes #Machines Quotes #Extras Quotes

“Yeah, I mean I'm a water sign. I'm a Pisces.”
“In God, the characteristics of men and women that we admire in men and women are combined. That's been a traditional Catholic teaching that God is the combination of opposites.”
“It would cost Americans their jobs when they have to compete with millions of more [immigrants] for scarce jobs.”
“I was putting myself under enormous pressure to be successful.”
“Eddie Robinson is about one word: winning and losing.”
“Books exist for me not as physical entities with pages and binding, but in the province of my mind.”
“When I was labeled stupid, that scarred me forever.”
“From Eden is spoken from the Devil's point of view. I always loved in blues music how the Devil can be a character who walks and talks. So awful is your state that it seems to be a presence around you. I don't really spend time thinking about the nature of God but I'm interested in what people say about God, how it is used to control people and change policies in the physical realm.”

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