"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity."

-- George Carlin

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“A Congressional Budget Office report released as recent as June 2004 says the system will be able to pay full benefits until 2052, and 80 percent after that.”
“Research suggests when it comes to understanding our feelings, we humans have an odd mix of low ability and high confidence.”

Source : Leonard Mlodinow (2012). “Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior”, p.19, Vintage
“One of my goals as a professor of English is to teach students to recognize and think critically about what makes something art.”
“The beauty of a great idea lies in the art of using it.”
“I draw inspiration from my travels, so I am always keeping my eye out for what is new in each corner of the country.”

Source : Source: www.sfgate.com
“We had discovered an accursed country. We had found the Home of the Blizzard.”

Source : Douglas Mawson (2010). “The Home of the Blizzard: An Australian Hero's Classic Tale of Antarctic Discovery and Adventure”, p.88, Wakefield Press
“Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.”

Source : "Ars interviews Millie Dresselhaus, the Queen of Carbon". Interview with John Timmer, arstechnica.com. July 30, 2015.
“I read the book [My Life by Bill Clinton] completely. And I think it compares very favorably with Ulysses S. Grant's gold standard of presidential autobiographies.”

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