"I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be."

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Source : "The Charlie Sheen Roast Preview". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2011.

Jeff Ross

#Sports Quotes #Wells Quotes

“Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.”
“All parents are concerned about their children's well-being. As a parent of three kids, I'm very concerned about their well-being.”
“I'm a big fan of music, I'm a student of music, and I just wanna learn and keep enhancing my education about the music.”
“I quickly learned that reading is cumulative and proceeds by geometrical progression: each new reading builds upon whatever the reader has read before.”

Source : Alberto Manguel (2014). “A History of Reading”, p.36, Penguin
“One of the things you realize with a lot of high achievers: You have to figure out a way to make things their idea.”
“There are some things, once they are done, that we can never question, because if we did, we wouldn't be able to go on. And we have to go on, every single day.”

Source : Caragh M. O'Brien (2011). “Birthmarked”, p.83, Simon and Schuster
“Is it really credible that random processes could have constructed a reality...which excels in every sense anything produced by the intelligence of man?”

Source : Michael Denton (2002). “Evolution: A Theory in Crisis”, Adler & Adler Pub
“I think everybody can agree that you can hear a certain song and it will put you in a certain mood, and that's just the beauty of music and I am so inspired by that.”

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