"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!"

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Steven Wright

#Humor Quotes #People Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great. Do what's uncomfortable and scare and hard but pays off in the long run... let yourself fail. And pick yourself up and fail again. Without that struggle, what is your success anyway?”

Source : Charlie Day's Commencement Address at Merrimack College in North Andover, Massachusetts, www.businessinsider.com. May 21, 2014.
“The Greeks have snatched up their spears. They have pointed the helms of their ships Toward the bulwarks of Troy.”
“Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.”
“A good song is a good song whatever your age.”
“My hair's been every color. My hair's been all over the map.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I can picture the color of the song, or the shape of it, or who it is that I'm trying to appeal to, in the song, and what I'm trying to, almost, reinforce my feelings for. And I know that sounds sort of vague and abstract, but I've got a handle on it when I'm doing it.”
“I am not, sir, a bad person, though in truth I am not lacking in reasons for being one. [Sp., Yo, senor, no soy malo, aunque no me faltarian motivos para serlo.]”
“I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.”

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