"I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went."

-- Bo Burnham

#Dream Quotes #College Quotes #Eight Quotes

“It's rare for people to genuinely try to understand what others are trying to say.”

Source : Scott Berkun (2011). “Mindfire: Big Ideas for Curious Minds”, p.43, BookBaby
“We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.”
“Just because people are in authority, if it doesn't seem right, don't do it. If it violates your own principles, don't do it.”
“I don't want to hear about my death.”
“Why is it that the choice among churches always seems to be the choice between intelligence on ice and ignorance on fire?”
“I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.”

Source : Peter Cook, William Cook (2013). “Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook”, p.215, Random House
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

Source : "The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time (Dirk Gently, Book 3)". Book by Douglas Adams, 2002.
“Children have very little voice, and the coroner's inquest is about Luke's voice, and making sure Luke is heard and respected and honoured. I don't want him to have died in vain.”

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