"We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up."

-- Stephen K. Amos

#Funny Quotes #Book Quotes #Character Quotes

“Every tool carries with it the spirit by which it has been created.”
“I was a part of Backyard Soccer, and I hear that I score a lot of goals in it.”
“We need grief as a precursor to emotional refreshment, and so consume it vicariously in somewhat titrated but powerful enough form through engagement with the arts.”
“I think I was five when I had my real first go-kart.”
“I can be fairly optimistic, but I'm probably more a realist, I think. I mean, optimism's an interesting quality, isn't it, because I'm always slightly dubious as to what's behind it?”
“I remember the mentoring experiences of some teachers that I had, like a second term home room teacher in public school that really was very helpful to me.”
“Of course, there are days when you're not feeling your best and you still have to stand up there and it can be difficult. But those days pass and you move on.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I love going into a dive where they have no idea who I am or haven't heard my music and try to win them over.”

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