"I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke."

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Source : Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.

Artie Lange

#Apologizing Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“One defeats a fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself, but on the contrary by using one's intelligence.”
“The Natural Step is a clear voice in the commotion.”
“This is the kernel of the problem, as we see it: the Jews comprise a distinctive element among the nations under which they dwell, and as such can neither assimilate nor be readily digested by any nation.”
“Iâ€™ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.”
“Salander never forgets an injustice, and by nature she was anything but forgiving.”
“We must kill the false woman who is preventing the live one from breathing.”
“How beautiful the water is! To me 'tis wondrous fair-- No spot can ever lonely be If water sparkle there; It hath a thousand tongues of mirth, Of grandeur, or delight, And every heart is gladder made When water greets the sight.”
“Tell the President to stand up to our enemies, not cower to them or make excuses for them!”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 08, 2015

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