"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

-- Steven Wright

#Humor Quotes #Territory Quotes #Lost Quotes

“I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.”
“Met you as a stranger Took you as a friend Hope we meet in Heaven Where friendship never ends”
“Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the Internet. Just a word of advice: If you want people to stay at home and do nothing, you should turn the Internet back on.”
“It's just that when you heard hip-hop, no matter where you were, it was a culture that kind of made you want to try to be part of it. Whether you thought you were an artist, whether you thought you could be a DJ, whether you thought you could breakdance, or whether you thought you could rap. It was the kind of culture that had a lot of open doors.”
“Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.”
“I emerged from the black oil pools in the forgotten house of dreams in the wild backcountry of the heart. I am heir to the sun, child of Mother Earth and the Mayan galaxy. All the mountain cures and healing waters and winds and junipers run deep in my bloodstream.”
“There is something about guitars—maybe something magical—when played right, which evokes past, mysterious, barely-conscious sentiments, both individual and universal.”

Source : John Fahey (2000). “How bluegrass music destroyed my life: stories”, Drag City
“You want the audience to be uncomfortable.”

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