"You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave."

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Source : Adam Carolla (2010). “In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks”, p.208, Crown Archetype

Adam Carolla

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“Forgiveness is a mystical act, not a reasonable one.”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 24, 2014
“I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”
“I know I work quite hard at making people like me.”
“The West appears to have decided for the Ukrainian people what their choice is. The EU does not condemn violent actions in Ukraine which are punishable in the West.”
“As you will come to see, much is governed by the Golden Rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.”

Source : T. Colin Campbell, Thomas M. Campbell (II.) (2006). “The China Study: The Most Comprehensive Study of Nutrition Ever Conducted and the Startling Implications for Diet, Weight Loss and Long-term Health”, p.249, BenBella Books
“[Donald] Trump is still Trump, and that means he says things that politicians just don't say.”
“Don't ever speak publicly about anything that you're not passionate about and that you don't actually believe you have something truly unique about it to deliver.”
“The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.”

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