"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

-- Dave Attell

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“Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.”

Source : Robert Browning, “Rabbi Ben Ezra”
“As a practice exercise, I'd usually just wear blindfolds around the house to allow my other senses to take me wherever I would like to go.”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“Straight away, remove yourself from the field of spiritual progression , stay away from contemplation and skillful discourse, do not do research or meditate on the divinities, and stop concentrating and reciting textbooks! Tell me, what is the absolute nature of reality which allows no room for doubt? Listen carefully! Stop holding on to this or that, inhabit your true absolute nature, and peacefully enjoy the essence of what it is to be alive!”
“For the May Day is the great day, Sung along the old straight track. And those who ancient lines did ley Will heed this song that calls them back... Pass the cup, and pass the Lady, And pass the plate to all who hunger, Pass the wit of ancient wisdom, Pass the cup of crimson wonder.”
“So many people commute in this country by car long enough distances to really cut into their income, their real income, that they would change their vote based on gas prices.”
“Motherhood rarely allows for solitude, yet it begets its own kind of isolation: from one's past, from one's youth, from the women we once thought we were and would become.”

Source : Hannah Nordhaus (2015). “American Ghost: A Family's Extraordinary History on the Desert Frontier”, p.11, Harper Collins
“Part of that is that New York has proved to be too much fun for me to live and work; I love New York so much.”
“I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.”

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