"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Thanksgiving Quotes #Fun Quotes #Kids Quotes

“If they say I am inconsistent let them say it, for it is true, because inconsistency is a part of living”

Source : Errol Flynn, Jeffrey Meyers (2002). “My Wicked, Wicked Ways: The Autobiography of Errol Flynn”, p.416, Rowman & Littlefield
“I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.”
“I think any good government will target on the finishing date, that is, the polling day and make sure that their strategy is strong and in place to get them successfully re-elected.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I was very sad for many days when I discovered that in the world there were poor people and rich people; and the strange thing is that the existence of the poor did not cause me as much pain as the knowledge that at the same time there were people who were rich.”
“Musicians wake up and create a more loving community by creating heavier music.”
“How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends”
“I have a vision for living. It's about elements of style. It's about all the things that I love, that I believe in.”
“Nothing as drastic an innovation as abstract art could have come in to existence, save as the consequence of a most profound, relentless, unquenchable need. The need is for felt experience - intense, immediate, direct, subtle, unified, warm, vivid, rhythmic.”

You may also like:

Bob Hope
Comedian
Carol Burnett
Actress
Carol Channing
Comedian
Don Rickles
Comedian
Joan Rivers
Television Personality
Milton Berle
Comedian
Moms Mabley
Comedian
Red Skelton
Entertainer
Susan Lucci
Actress