"Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he wasn't kidding."

-- Jay Leno

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“The quintessential expression of coffee is espresso.”
“I like the best of the British press. The best of the British press is very good.”
“It has no denim-toned house paint. Levi makes what is essentially a commodity: blue jeans. Its ads may evoke rugged outdoorsmanship, but Levi hasn't promoted any particular life style to sell other products.”
“Google[x]'s Focus on the Physical World”
“Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat.”
“I like the prop food so much that I eat it between takes as well as on camera,”
“You know the sultans used to light their garden parties with turtles? They'd put candles on their backs and let them wander around. Hundreds of them.”

Source : Joseph Kanon (2012). “Istanbul Passage: A grippping historical thriller from the author of Leaving Berlin”, p.160, Simon and Schuster
“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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