"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

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Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Fred Allen

#Sarcastic Quotes #Men Quotes #Should Quotes

“[The English] find ill-health not only interesting but respectable and often experience death in the effort to avoid a fuss.”
“Making a film or doing a play are completely different experiences and entirely fulfilling, but completely unique. I also think one complements the other. People often say that theater is about flexing your muscles, and is actually real acting, whereas I sort of disagree.”
“Unfortunately, more and more Muslim voices are calling for boycotts of the United States and its products.”
“Humanism: an exaltation of freedom, but one limited by our need to exercise it as an integral part of nature and society.”
“Every voter is a Bharat Bhagya Vidhata.”
“The saying "the cherry on top" is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream.”
“Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.”
“Man, that's the only kind of book I like Â– one that's so real you want to find out everything there is to know about the person who wrote it, like how tall he is and what kind of music he likes and whether or not he really went through all the stuff he was writing about.”

Source : Adam Rapp (2011). “Under the Wolf, Under the Dog”, p.117, Candlewick Press

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