"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

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Source : "Just For Laughs: On The Edge". 2002.

Mitch Hedberg

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“The ultimate Mystery of being, the ultimate Truth, is Love. This is the essential structure of reality. When Dante spoke of the 'love which moves the sun and the other stars', he was not using a metaphor, but was describing the nature of reality. There is in Being an infinite desire to give itself in love and this gift of Self in love is for ever answered by a return of love....and so the rhythm of the universe is created.”
“I don't look at polls, I pay no attention to them. I pay attention to the public, and the sense of where the public is on certain things, but you have to lead.”
“If you want to enjoy life more fully, the trick is to teach yourself to live in the insightful mode more often.”
“Tell your own story, and you will be interesting.”
“God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith.”
“I'm very much to blame for not seeing it before, but who on earth goes about suspecting an impossible outlandish thing like murder? That's something that happens in books, not among people you know.”
“Orlando's a really cool guy. They hired him for 'Lord of the Rings' out of drama school. He's very new at this still and doesn't have a lot of experience. So we were in this together and we've tried to help each other out. We felt very equal which was good.”

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