"On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'"

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Mean Quotes #Opposites Quotes #Yellow Quotes

“How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown?”

Source : "The King Must Die". Book by Mary Renault, 1958.
“If you love a book you tend not to follow its surface value, you follow the other things in it.”
“If we look honestly at our relationships, we can see so much about how we have created them”
“Metaphysics abstracts the mind from the senses, and the poetic faculty must submerge the whole mind in the senses. Metaphysics soars up to universals, and the poetic faculty must plunge deep into particulars.”

Source : Giambattista Vico (1961). “The New Science of Giambattista Vico”
“If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world.”

Source : "The Master". www.imdb.com. 2012.
“In the beginning, people prayed to the Creatress of Life, the Mistress of Heaven. At the very dawn of religion, God was a woman. Do you remember?”

Source : Merlin Stone (2012). “When God Was A Woman”, p.36, Doubleday
“Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and said, 'Would you take my son with you?' He knew, in Ireland, that his son would live, and that in Ethiopia, his son would die.”
“Theories are like a stairway; by climbing, science widens its horizon more and more, because theories embody and necessarily include proportionately more facts as they advance.”

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