"Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net."

-- Jackie Mason

#Basketball Quotes #School Quotes #Play Quotes

“Each moment of life is only as precious as is our ability to attend to it.”
“Choice is illusion, same as happiness and freedom.”

Source : Carolyn Crane (2010). “Mind Games”, p.137, Spectra
“I got so tired of hearing those proverbs when I was a child. Now I use them all the time. Sometimes they are the best way to say what needs to be said. I teach them to my students. I have a collection of proverbs for class discussion and writing assignments.”
“Pray for intestinal fortitude, work hard, and keep the faith. Oh, and pray for good luck, you're gonna need it.”
“American dreams are strongest in the hearts of those who have seen America only in their dreams.”
“Actually loneliness has a kind of fascination; it's a state of egotistical, inner grace that you can achieve only by standing guard on old, forgotten roads that no one travels anymore.”

Source : Arturo Pérez-Reverte (1999). “The Fencing Master”, Harcourt
“Nothing, nothing justifies terrorism,”
“We may learn from children how large a part of our grievances is imaginary. But the pain is just as real.”

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