"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“It's about ladies, as usual. I'm telling the ladies I got the right temperature to keep them warm.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Greece has great strengths, but much of this potential has been wasted. That's because of a wider political system, but also because of a lack of an institutional framework.”
“If you want to be free, just start doing what God wants you to do, one step at a time, and you'll eventually walk out of your messes.”
“Not only must Americans admire Israel, there can be no doubt that we have an interest in, and special responsibility for, that valiant nation.”
“Man-hating is everywhere, but everywhere it is twisted and transformed, disguised, tranquilized, and qualified. It coexists, never peacefully, with the love, desire, respect, and need women also feel for men. Always man-hating is shadowed by its milder, more diplomatic and doubtful twin, ambivalence.”

Source : Judith Levine (1993). “My Enemy, My Love: Women, Men, and the Dilemmas of Gender”, Anchor Books
“Wars can be prevented just as surely as they can be provoked, and we who fail to prevent them, must share the guilt for the dead.”

Source : "Peace Pilgrim: Her Life and Work in Her Own Words" by Peace Pilgrim, (p. 113), 1992.
“The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.”
“A ghost who, on the same evening, carries off an opera-singer and steals twenty-thousand francs is a ghost who must have his hands very full!”

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