"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“I'm just a pack mule. I've played leads and I've played character roles. Any actress in Hollywood will tell you as your age climbs, the leads thin.”
“As an instrument for practical action, law is responsive to the wisdom of its time, which may be wrong, but it carries forward, sometimes in opposition to this wisdom or passion, a memory of received values.”

Source : Edward H. Levi (2013). “Restoring Justice: The Speeches of Attorney General Edward H. Levi”, p.38, University of Chicago Press
“If history teaches anything, it teaches humility.”
“The trouble with advice is that it's usually something you don't want to hear.”
“If you want to become a fossil, you need to die somewhere where your bones will be rapidly buried. You then hope that the Earth moves in such a way as to bring the bones back up to the surface.”
“When you see period films, it tends to often be with older actors.”

Source : "Gaspard Ulliel: The French Acting Star and the Male Face of Chanel on His New Film The Princess of Montpensier" by Terry Keefe, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 13, 2011.
“Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions.”
“If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.”

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