"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Good Morning Quotes #Night Quotes #Ice Quotes

“I mean, whatever kills you kills you, and your death is authentic no matter how you die.”
“We are in a world where most American citizens over the age of 12 share things with each other online.”
“Identity politics are wearisome; you don't want to go on speaking for any one group as a writer.”
“The problem with a lot of Chinese is that they put up divisions between Taiwanese, Hong Kong natives, mainlanders. We are never united. I really hope that the Chinese can be more united.”
“Yeah, I love A Nightmare on Elm Street. I was just a fan. I was such an avid fan. I remember being on the set talking about a sequence and he started asking me about maybe staging it a little different. I realized - I think he was shocked that I knew his work so well - I remember I started going like, "Why don't we do it like The Last House on the Left, where you had the girl on the ground..."”

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“Je serais reconnaissant a toute personne ayant compris cette demonstration de me l'expliquer.”
“For me my passion is music. I just can't let it go!”
“I don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day. I want to make that clear to America. This is a new age of androgynous supermodels. We don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day.”

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