"I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room."

-- Jack Benny

#Humorous Quotes #Night Quotes #Gambling Quotes

“All I ever wanted since I arrived here on Earth were the things that turned out to be within reach. The same things I needed as a baby - to go from cold to warm, lonely to held, the vessel to the giver, empty to full. You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care, even when you're dirty and rattled. Who knew?”
“Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph; with time it fades.”
“Whether or not your values are operational is crucially determined by whether or not there are consequences for noncompliance.”
“...whoever is guided solely by his own judgment and decision will never climb up to the summit of perfection and will not fail to be the victim of the devil's ruinous power to delude.”

Source : John Cassian, Colm Luibhéid (1985). “Conferences”, p.79, Paulist Press
“As Cinderella would probably tell you, even a prince who only recognizes your footwear is preferable to a lifetime of cleaning grates.”
“I don't travel anywhere without the PS3 and XBox. There's nothing better to do on long bus trips while on tour.”
“Little countries do not have this luxury of defending themselves. We have to do it before the fact, not after the fact”
“I could feel myself changing physically. It was like something dropped out of the sky. Seeing her on the fire escape had given me a certain feeling, and then when I saw the photograph of her, it gave me a similar feeling. And I thought that was an incredibly powerful thing - that a photograph could give you a feeling that was similar to a feeling you had in the physical world. Nobody could've told me that. I knew what I was going to do for the rest of my life.”

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