"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

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Source : "Eddie Izzard: Definite Article". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.

Eddie Izzard

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“If you cant laugh at your own characters, or shed a tear for them, or even get angry at one of them, no one else will either.”
“Poetry carries its history within it, and it is oral in origin. Its transmission was oral.”

Source : "Stamp of the three-footed molossus" by James Fenton, www.theguardian.com. July 19, 2002.
“Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.”
“I have never indulged our society's misguided notion that my personal life is relevant to my work, so any reporting surrounding that is necessarily hearsay, speculation or fantasy.”
“Money can run out but talent is forever”
“We ain't gonna fight no reactionary pigs who run up and down the street being reactionary; we're gonna organize and dedicate ourselves to revolutionary political power and teach ourselves the specific needs of resisting the power structure, arm ourselves, and we're gonna fight reactionary pigs with international proletarian revolution. That's what it has to be. The people have to have the power: it belongs to the people.”

Source : "Power Anywhere Where There's People". Fred Hampton's speech at Olivet Church, www.historyisaweapon.com. 1969.
“Nothing is so intolerable as a woman with a long purse.”
“We in the West must bear in mind that the poor countries are poor primarily because we have exploited them through political or economic colonialism.”

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