"I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."

--

Dave Attell

“The most important and urgent problems of the technology of today are no longer the satisfactions of the primary needs or of archetypal wishes, but the reparation of the evils and damages by technology of yesterday.”

Source : 1970 Innovations.
“Every time, all the time, I'm a perfectionist. I feel I should never lose.”
“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.”
“For the most part, studio movies have huge budgets. They don't do anything under 30 to 40 million. When you have that much money at stake, you have so many people breathing down your neck.”
“The quality of government, I suppose, is determined not by what happens, but by how you react to what happens.”
“California is a place in which a boom mentality and a sense of Chekhovian loss meet in uneasy suspension.”
“The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the two.... I know a lot of people who live in Marin County and contemplate spirituality and never get out of the hot tub.”
“At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?”

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