"Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there's a blender going off in the background."

-- Brian Regan

#Animal Quotes #People Quotes #Focus Quotes

“I am inspired by the success of those that came to LA around the time that I started.”
“Obama is hardly the first president to seek rapprochement with our adversaries and reconciliation with our enemies, of course. But his determination to make nice - even in the face of clear and repeated rejection from the other side - is unparalleled. For Obama and his team, diplomacy with rogue regimes is an end in itself, and any deal, however one-sided, is a win, especially one that the White House communications mavens think that friendly media will call a 'breakthrough' or 'historic.'”
“England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.”
“It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.”
“I have always liked drawing, when you draw you see things more intensely.”
“I just sit down at the piano and rattle it off.”

Source : "Charlie Haden Remembers Tomorrow". Interview With Mike Brannon, www.allaboutjazz.com. March 7, 2003.
“The average man's opinions are much less foolish than they would be if he thought for himself.”
“Even though fructose has no immediate effect on blood sugar and insulin, over time -maybe a few years-it is a likely cause of insulin resistance and thus the increased storage of calories as fat. The needle on our fuel-partitioning gauge will point toward fat storage, even if it didn't start out that way,”

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