"England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria."

-- Dave Barry

#Humorous Quotes #School Quotes #World Quotes

“The variations I've composed on the graceful Neapolitan ditty, 'Oh Mamma, Mama Cara,' outshine everything. I can't describe it”
“Nixon was an awful president in many ways, including in some of his foreign-policy choices. But he left no doubt that foreign policy and America's leadership in the world outside its borders was of paramount importance to him.”
“Politics is the art of making the people believe that they are in power, when in fact, they have none.”

Source : FaceBook post by Mumia Abu Jamal from Aug 26, 2011
“Education means emancipation. It means light and liberty. It means the uplifting of the soul of man into the glorious light of truth, the light by which men can only be made free.”

Source : Frederick Douglass (2016). “The Essential Douglass: Selected Writings and Speeches”, p.355, Hackett Publishing
“The one pleasure that never palls is the pleasure of not going to church.”

Source : Mary Roberts Rinehart (2013). “The Red Lamp”, p.137, Overamstel Uitgevers
“I would never go to a gym. How could I do it? So I tried to do it in my house and it doesn't work.”
“They can fatten me up. They can give me a full body polish, dress me up, and make me beautiful again. They can design dream weapons that come to life in my hands, but they will never again brainwash me into the necessity of using them. I no longer feel allegiance to these monsters called human beings, despite being one myself.”
“Ol' Shoot from the Lip," we call him.”

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