"The Supreme Court has ruled that anybody can be strip-searched for any kind of arrest. That's something to think about the next time you bring 12 items into a 10-item-or-less lane."

-- Jay Leno

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“Artists are like everybody else.”
“When one has seen something of the world and human nature, one must conclude, after all, that between people in like stations of life there is very little difference the world over.”

Source : James Weldon Johnson (2012). “The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man”, p.40, Courier Corporation
“I like to watch mankind in its futile attempt to understand the unknown, when they don't even understand that which they know”
“I think I am aggressive, I think I am critical when it's necessary.”
“I am aware that most people only see me as Shaq... the guy on the court. But there is another side to who I am, Shaquille O'Neal. And Shaquille O'Neal wants to explore every part of life. He wants the opportunity to pursue all of his desires. That includes being a part of the music industry as an MC. Music is and will always be a part of who I am.”
“Do not bring me your successes; they weaken me. Bring me your problems; they strengthen me.”
“We have to get awakened to the fact that in recent decades, great destruction has been caused to our moral values as a result of our children, parents and families, getting influenced by the chaotic conditions of modern times.”
“Life is slippery. Here, take my hand.”

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