"I was smart enough to go through any door that opened."

-- Joan Rivers

#Inspiring Quotes #Smart Quotes #Humor Quotes

“He in whose heart the law was, and who alone of all mankind was content to do it, His sacrifice alone can be the sacrifice all-sufficient in the Father's sight as the proper sacrifice of humanity; He who through the Eternal Spirit offered Himself without spot to God, He alone can give the Spirit which enables us to present our bodies a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God. He is the only High-Priest of the universe.”
“Can't be touched, Can't be stopped, Can't be moved, Can't be rocked, Can't be shook.”

Source : Song: Can't Be Touched
“He felt ... a suspicion-no, a conviction-than he had been abandoned, forgotten, and that no one in the whole world cared or would ever care enough about him to really find out what he was like and what his dreams were. He was an outcast, a creature somehow vastly different from all other people, an object of scorn and derision, an outsider, secretly loathed and ridiculed by everyone who met him, even by those few who professed to love him.”
“Not only is [a half marathon] a good test for the marathon, it is also good for those who feel they were just getting going in a 10K and are physically and mentally primed to go further. A half marathon is a good test of your endurance, without the physical punishment of going the full 26.2 miles. More so even than the 10K, it will teach you about patience, pacing, and how to negotiate a wider range of physical and emotional cycles.”

Source : Grete Waitz, Gloria Averbuch (2015). “Run Your First Marathon: Everything You Need to Know to Reach the Finish Line”, p.98, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
“It was very important to establish a sound, so that people heard a record on the radio and knew immediately that it was you.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I hope it does not take the rest of my life until I find what it is I've been looking for.”
“Life is about opportunities, creating them and embracing them, and for me, that was the Olympic dream. That's what defined me. That was my bliss.”
“People, governments and economies of all nations must serve the needs of multinational banks and corporations.”

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