"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Jackie Mason

#Marriage Quotes #Funny Love Quotes #Cheating Quotes

“For me, songwriting is something like breathing: I just do it. But that doesn't mean you're fantastic.”
“I doubt nuclear power will play a much larger role than it does now.”
“I'm one of these people who would rather show you than tell you through the performance.”
“...much of what was said did not matter, and that much of what mattered could not be said.”

Source : Katherine Boo (2012). “Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, death, and hope in a Mumbai undercity”, p.172, Random House
“Soldiers of Israel, we have no aims of conquest. Our purpose is to bring to naught the attempts of the Arab armies to conquer our land.”
“I actually feel that women in my position, when we have all at our disposal to help us, shouldn't complain. Consider all the people who really struggle and don't have the financial means, don't have the support, and many people are single raising children. That's hard.”
“I sometimes follow people who attract my curiosity in the street for five, ten minutes.”

Source : Source: www.indiewire.com
“When can you enjoy something you'll continue to do it and you'll continue to have that want to grow.”

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