"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

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Milton Berle

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Time Quotes

“Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.”
“I certainly will not persuade myself to feel more than I do. I am quite enough in love. I should be sorry to be more”
“We're all human beings, but some of us are more sophisticated at covering our flaws. We're just smart enough to lie to ourselves that everything is OK.”
“Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.”
“I might be doing a lot more theater, which is kind of what I love, but there's simply no time for.”
“I just think about how many women in their workplaces have been working to get a promotion, and they look around, and then this guy comes.”

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“I write for the people I grew up with. I took extreme pains for my book to not be a native informant. Not: 'This is Dominican food. This is a Spanish word.' I trust my readers, even non-Spanish ones.”
“I'm a mom. I'm from Ethiopia. I gave birth in the U.S. and had all the proper care available to me. If I had given birth in Ethiopia - I don't know if I might have even survived it.”

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