"I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I donâ€™t know how I got there."

-- Steven Wright

#House Quotes #Way Quotes #Ends Quotes

“A grateful perspective brings happiness and abundance into a person's life.”
“I don't believe that God is a fussy faultfinder in dealing with theological ideas. He who provides forgiveness for a sinful life will also surely be a generous judge of theological reflection. Even an orthodox theologian can be spiritually dead, while perhaps a heretic crawls on forbidden bypaths to the sources of life.”

Source : Helmut Thielicke (1962). “A Little Exercise for Young Theologians”, p.37, Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing
“Hope is the forward-looking part of memory.”
“Not only are bloggers suckers for the remarkable, so are the people who read blogs.”
“And hate the bright stillness of the noon without wind, without motion. the only other living thing a hawk, hungry for prey, suspended in the blinding, sunlit blue. And yet how gentle it seems to someone raised in a landscape short of rain- the skyline of a hill broken by no more trees than one can count, the grass, the empty sky, the wish for water.”

Source : Dana Gioia (2016). “99 Poems: New & Selected”, p.35, Macmillan
“I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that's my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling.”
“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”
“When a friend puts out a new album and it's really great, it makes you want to do something that great and it makes you get yourself in gear. It's healthy competition that helps make some great music.”

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