"It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping."

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Milton Berle

#Humorous Quotes #Shipping Quotes #Rough Quotes

“There is a connection, hard to explain logically but easy to feel, between achievement in public life and progress in the arts.”
“In another life, before taking the veil of journalistic purity, I practiced the black arts of a political operative, including 'debate prep.”
“I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.”
“didn't come from a particularly political family. My parents were regular voters. My parents didn't make enough money to contribute to campaigns, and they didn't really knock on doors for candidates when I was growing up.”
“The ends you serve that are selfish will take you no further than yourself but the ends you serve that are for all, in common, will take you into eternity.”
“That's what I love about running - I feel like we all celebrate each other. Even if you're racing somebody at the finish, it's like you're in it together.”
“I'm 45, and I'm still at school, essentially. Even after being assigned to the mission, I had to write a number of exams, with people commenting on my performance.”

Source : "Julie Payette returns to space". Interview with Kate Fillion, www.macleans.ca. February 4, 2009.
“Itch to read, scratch to understand.”

Source : "The Pillow Book". Drama, 1996.

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