"I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia."

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Jim Gaffigan

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Mafia Quotes

“Now I know that if I'm in a fight or a big argument with executives or the studio or whoever, and it's getting to a point where it's starting to get bad, I don't have to have the fear of, "Am I strong enough to see this through? Would I really make a stand here? Would I really quit over this issue?" And I know in my heart that there is a place where I would walk away. I don't have to make it about my ego. I don't have to make it about whether I'm being strong enough or tough enough.”
“Team GB's success at the Beijing Olympics can, in part, be said to have been made in Manchester. For example, all the cycling medal winners trained at Manchester's velodrome, the National Cycling Centre.”

Source : "Manchester's sporting success led to Team GB's Olympic glory" by Lucy Powell, www.theguardian.com. August 29, 2008.
“No boundaries exist in our breast: We are free .”

Source : Ameen Rihani (2016). “The Book of Khalid: A Critical Edition”, p.380, Syracuse University Press
“Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a coquette-the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your embrace.”

Source : Message to the House, December 18, 1816.
“Picking on another person in their mind justifies and makes their stature higher. People do it interracially. It's amazing how every race, every culture seems to have a culture they pick on.”
“So without that Canadian invention we were grounded. And so that was a really important and key part of the mission and Canadians should take real pride in it.”
“I had the pleasure, as Robin said, to live a childhood dream as many young Americans and Puerto Rican children live that play youth baseball. And I feel honored and very thankful for that opportunity.”
“I had tremendous fun fooling around with the way people talked about songs, just the way that became another way of understanding the world.”

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