""I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird.""

-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Forgiveness is commendable, but apply not ointment to the wound of an oppressor.”

Source : Saadi, Francis Gladwin, Eric Serejski (2016). “Gulistan or Rose Garden”, p.150, Innovations and Information
“I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.”
“I will never forget my beautiful days with you in Shanklin, they are certainly the most pleasant ones of my life. Look, I have tears in my eyes just to think about it. I am furious to be here, it is the end of happiness for a whole year.”
“Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.”
“Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It's nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.”
“When Reason BreaksÂ is infused with a rare blend of suspense and sensitivity, despair and hope. The poetic spirit of Emily Dickinson shines through the gloom of daily struggles faced by modern teens, as they discover the possibilities where they dwell.”
“I think I love him, but I also think that you can love people who aren't good for you.”
“Incredible brilliance often dwells on the razor's edge of madness...”

Source : Brad Thor (2013). “Brad Thor Collectors' Edition #4: The Athena Project, Full Black, and Black List”, p.109, Simon and Schuster

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