"Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin."

-- Joan Rivers

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“Marathon running is a terrible experience: monotonous, heavy, and exhausting.”
“Ah, no, far be from me a thought which I loathe like poison.”
“We can say that Maud'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn.”
“I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.”
“After 16 years in pictures I could not be intimidated easily, because I knew where all the skeletons were buried.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The highest levels of consciousness are wordless.”

Source : Charles Simic (2008). “The Monster Loves His Labyrinth: Notebooks”, Copper Canyon Press
“The Trump Card is appealing, grounded, smart, and has a sense of humor. Ivanka Trump proves that believing in yourself and working hard never go out of style.”
“To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature”

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