Aspirin famous quotes

I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.
-- Alicia Silverstone

#Aspirin #Antibiotics #Ulcers

Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.
-- Bill James

#Medicine #Miracle #Aspirin

When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes....
-- Chuck Palahniuk

#Sick #Aspirin #Notes

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.
-- Don Van Vliet

#People #Drug #Aspirin

I don't even take aspirin.
-- Eric Davis

#Aspirin

You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.
-- Foster Friess

#Aspirin #Knees #Election

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
-- Fred Allen

#Money #Aspirin #Radio

The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
-- Gary Player

#Looks #Aspirin #Pressure

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
-- Joan Rivers

#Aspirin #Mayonnaise #Hillarious

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
-- Katt Williams

#Funny #Aspirin #Lasts

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

#World #Aspirin #This World

Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do.
-- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

#Feel Better #Sick #Aspirin

Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin.
-- Luc Besson

#Medicine #Cinema #Aspirin

Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything.
-- Nuno Oliveira

#Aspirin #Riding #Cures

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
-- Peter Tork

#Aspirin #Vitamins #Pops

When there’s an ache, you want to be like aspirin, not vitamins. Aspirin solves a very particular problem someone has, whereas vitamins are a general ‘nice to have’ market.
-- Reed Hastings

#Nice #Aspirin #Want

I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.
-- Wally Pipp

#Two #Aspirin

Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!
-- Frank O'Hara

#Beautiful #Chocolate #Aspirin

Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security.
-- Jean-Marie Guehenno

#Needs #Aspirin #Ingredients

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
-- Jim Frey

#Aspirin #Woods