"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Depressing Quotes #Wall Quotes #Tennis Quotes

“When starting at the bottom, be willing to learn from those at the top.”
“Keats longed for fame, but longed above all to deserve it.”
“I hear you reproach, "But delay was best, For their end was a crime." Oh, a crime will do As well, I reply, to serve for a test As a virtue golden through and through, Sufficient to vindicate itself And prove its worth at a moment's view! . . . . . . Let a man contend to the uttermost For his life's set prize, be it what it will! The counter our lovers staked was lost As surely as if it were lawful coin; And the sin I impute to each frustrate ghost Is-the unlit lamp and the ungirt loin, Though the end in sight was a vice, I say.”
“He who does Christ's work must stay with Christ always.”
“All I did from day-to-day is coach. That's what my job was, that's what my passion was, and the fact that now it's something I'm being considered for is just mind-blowing to me, that I would ever be in that kind of company.”
“My name will be Edith Proir," she says. "And there is much I am happy to forget.”
“I like the idea that Ernest Hemingway always wrote about certain things he knew, he knew the ins and outs, back to fronts of what he was talking about. I love that as an inspiration for myself, to keep it true to what you know. I'm always writing little lines and saving them for later.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“You can't tell how heavy somebody else's load is just from looking. The Lord doesn't give us more than we can carry”

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