"In the spirit of the Olympic Games, they traditionally ask that all fighting and warfare around the world stop. So, there's hope for a ceasefire within the Jackson family."

-- Jay Leno

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“To portray a maniac offers a compelling challenge.”
“Things would hurt me in a big way because I didn't seem to have a very thick layer of skin, but this also meant I had extreme empathy for other people. I think perhaps that's what makes my songs hit home for some people, because I've tried to see the world through their eyes and I recognise- even just for a second- that we all ultimately are struggling with the same things.”
“I try to stay under the radar.”
“I can control the weather with my moods. I just canâ€™t control my moods.”
“As a matter of fact my, my very first time singing when I was two and a half, three, was in church. So, ahm, church is very, very much a part of who I am.”
“There is massive propaganda for everyone to consume. Consumption is good for profits and consumption is good for the political establishment.”
“Eat more beans to produce more gas.”
“If I could sum it up in 50 words, I wouldn't have needed to write a whole novel about it.”

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