"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

-- George Carlin

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“If you're a white kid growing up and you see a Black player and he's got the name of your college or your town across his chest, that means something.”

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“Iceland's Women's Day Off in 1975 saw 90% of Icelandic women take time off from their paid and unpaid work, an experience that not only showed women how much they contribute but turned Icelandic men into supporters of gender equality. I aim to achieve the same impact in the UK.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
“If every head of state and every government official spent an hour a day reading poetry we'd live in a much more humane and decent world.”

Source : Inscape Journal Interview, inscape.byu.edu.
“It is important to understand that counterproducti ve actions of body, speech and mind do not arise of their own accord, but spring up in dependence on our motivation. Faulty states of mind give rise to faulty actions. To control negative physical and verbal actions, we need to tame our minds.”
“We're fighting a stigma: fat. People are really scared of fat. And I think we need to change people's minds and show that you can be bigger and you can be beautiful just as you are. It's about being and loving yourself and once I discovered that, life got much easier.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I've learned over the years that you're going to be most successful at the things you're most excited to do. Every artist has a special set of tools. When you really use those tools, and you make yourself feel really good about the product you create, I think you'll find an audience for it. I've been very fortunate in that respect.”
“When I use color, people say, "Oh he's Indian, that's why he's using color!" Perhaps this is true, Indians aren't scared of color, and perhaps that's what makes me different. But also, I personally love color, regardless of where I come from.”
“I am certain in my heart that all that I am, I have received from God.”

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