"People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'"

-- Louis C. K.

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes

“The law of the heart is thus the same as the law of muscular tissue generally, that the energy of contraction, however measured, is a function of the length of the muscle fibre.”

Source : Ernest Henry Starling (1965). “Starling on the Heart: Facsimile Reprints, Including the Linacre Lecture on the Law of the Heart”
“I don't care about anybody's opinion - I care that my movies move you in a way to think about things and consider your own life.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“He never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could play his guitar like he was ringing a bell.”
“Success is less about luck, and more about practice.”
“I am a feminist, and I define myself: Be yourself, because if you can get away with it, that is the ultimate feminist act.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“There is no room for legal hair-splitting when it comes to the humane treatment of detainees - not in a nation founded on the rule of law and respect for human rights.”
“If you want to do a movie about aliens coming down to Earth nowadays, you need to do it with a smile.”
“Young girls come up to me all the time to ask for advice. They see me as a survivor.”

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