"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."

-- Steven Wright

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“Appraisals are where you get together with your team leader and agree what an outstanding member of the team you are, how much your contribution has been valued, what massive potential you have and, in recognition of all this, would you mind having your salary halved.”
“An intellectual mind that is unconnected to the heart is an uncultivated mind.”
“I think you know what you're up against when you take on a piece that you know is going to involve dragging up a lot emotions - you can end up being deeply immersed in gloom.”
“Marijuana is effective at relieving nausea and vomiting, spasticity, appetite loss, certain types of pain, and other debilitating symptoms. And it is extraordinarily safe - safer than most medicines prescribed every day. If ***** were a new discovery rather than a well-known substance carrying cultural and political baggage, it would be hailed as a wonder drug.”
“No one knows what happens when we think therefore we can never really ever know anything”
“I played baseball in college, and then I went to Russia to study acting and played some pro ball over there.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Pilgrims are persons in motion passing through territories not their own, seeking something we might call completion, or perhaps the word clarity will do as well, a goal to which only the spirit's compass points the way.”
“I want to share some insight into why someone would want to be a SEAL. A lot of us faced obstacles growing up. I didn't have any type of real nurturing as a kid. I hope people will relate to my story and go, 'Hey, if this guy can do it, so can I.”

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