"My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport."

-- Dennis Miller

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes

“From the right to know and the duty to inquire flows the obligation to act.”
“Mother used to say escape is never further than the nearest book. Well, Mumsy, no, not really. Your beloved large-print sagas of rags, riches, and heartbreak were no camouflage against the miseries trained on you by the tennis ball launcher of life, were they? But, yes, Mum, there again, you have a point. Books donâ€™t offer real escape, but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.”
“Our nuclear free status means that we decline to acquiesce in the strategies of nuclear deterrence. We will not turn a blind eye to them, and pretend that the weapons are no longer a threat. We will not in any way tolerate the testing of nuclear weapons, or their manufacture, or their deployment.”

Source : David Lange's Right Livelihood Award Acceptance Speech, www.rightlivelihoodaward.org. December 31, 2003.
“Chris Brown is a fantastic artist and songwriter and to be able to work with him was kind of unbelievable.”
“A person is an individual substance of a rational nature.”
“For everything in life there is always a beginning and an end. This is the tough part the most difficult thing when you see that itâ€™s coming: The end.”
“Faith: Pretending to know things you don't know.”
“The terror of performing never goes away. Instead, you get very, very comfortable being terrified.”

Source : Twitter post from May 20, 2016

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