"You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Funny Quotes #Baby Quotes #Pain Quotes

“One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is, because it's so easy to make sounds, and to put sounds together into something that appears to be music, but it's just as hard as it always was to make good music.”
“Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?”
“But dying is a pleasure / When living is a pain.”
“Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.”
“But we think as people and countries, not as a species.”
“Clothes are such a strong part of who a human being is.”
“On 16 September 1985, when the Commerce Department announced that the United States had become a debtor nation, the American Empire died.”
“A general never shows despair. He instills confidence in his troops. He leads them forward, even into the mouth of death.”

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