"Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game"

-- Norm Crosby

#Hockey Quotes #Games Quotes #Style Quotes

“THE 2,000-YEAR-OLD MAN'S SECRETS OF LONGEVITY 1. Don't run for a bus - there'll always be another. 2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car. 4. Eat fruit - a nectarine - even a rotten plum is good.”
“If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals?”
“If a theory purports to explain everything, then it is likely not explaining much at all.”

Source : Massimo Pigliucci (2010). “Nonsense on Stilts: How to Tell Science from Bunk”, p.2, University of Chicago Press
“I can be a little bit stubborn.”
“I like costumes. I am always dressing up - I'm very English like that.”
“It is the youngest in the family who tends to the elders to learn about the sacredness of life and the beauty of death.”
“Sometimes, the people we invest the most time in disappoint us the most.”

Source : Interview with Earl Sweatshirt, www.mtv.com. December 18, 2014.
“What's the most important thing in the world? It's love, and I look at that as an energy, not a sentiment.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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