"I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival."

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Source : "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

Dave Attell

#Light Quotes #Trying Quotes #Sometimes Quotes

“There is no creativity without vulnerability.”
“I hope our granddaughters and grandsons grow up knowing that they are not and have never been third-party observers of the priesthood. The blessings of the priesthood, which 'are available to men and women alike', are woven in and through and around their lives. Each of them is blessed by sacred ordinances, and each of them can enjoy the blessings of spiritual gifts by virtue of the priesthood.”
“Fighting the wild branches of a haunted tree is not something that every actor is confident enough to attack, literally and figuratively.”
“American style is about confidence, independence, diversity and free expression.”
“While the parts change, the whole always remains the same. For every thief who departs this world, a new one is born. And every decent person who passes away is replaced by a new one. In this way not only does nothing remain the same but also nothing ever really changes.”
“To have long term success as a coach or in any position of leadership, you have to be obsessed in some way.”
“Never give up. Don't let good ideas be buried with you. Breathe it. Dream it. Live it and relentlessly pursue your ideas and ideals. Without them you cannot achieve anything meaningful in life.”
“I don't think his elevator went all the way to the top anymore, if you know what I mean”

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